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Mister Death's Blue-Eyed Girls is a 2012 American coming-of-age young adult historical fiction novel written by Mary Downing Hahn. In large part based on Hahn's own experiences with a real-life murder case from suburban Baltimore in 1955, the book is fictional, and follows protagonist Nora Cunningham, a high school junior mature beyond her years who is troubled by the implications of a horrific double-murder that occurs in her neighbourhood in the 1950s. The book received largely positive reviews for the candid exploration of issues like death, crime, love, sexuality and friendship.
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{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
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If My Heart Had Wings is an album by the American musician Melissa Manchester, released in 1995. It was a commercial disappointment.
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{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
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