{"fact":"The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life.","length":109}
{"fact":"Today there are about 100 distinct breeds of the domestic cat.","length":62}
{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}
{"fact":"The cheetah is the world's fastest land mammal. It can run at speeds of up to 70 miles an hour (113 kilometers an hour).","length":120}
{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
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