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{"fact":"Cats have about 130,000 hairs per square inch (20,155 hairs per square centimeter).","length":83}

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{"fact":"You check your cats pulse on the inside of the back thigh, where the leg joins to the body. Normal for cats: 110-170 beats per minute.","length":134}

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